Chapter Thirteen

Citizenship and Barbarians

Open Day & Barbarians Match
Saturday 18th May • Alexandra Park
🏉
Andrew McBride
Second Row • New Zealand
"Don't be jealous. Not everyone can look this hot in pink and yellow."
14:00
Match vs Barbarians
Final Score
Palace 32
Barbarians 28
McBride Tackles 14
van Niekerk Status Winded

"Yeah, there he is. That's the dickhead who stole my lineout and held up my try in Auckland."

15:30
Madness - NW5
In England, They Sing

"And though we face the final whistle
Sarries' pitch is artificial"

16:00
Live Entertainment
Festival Stage Lineup
Main Stage • The Bank
16:00 DJ Scrumhalf
17:00 Tom Speight
18:30 Jasper Hodges
20:00 ★ Headliner TBA ★
17:00
Festival on the Bank
Phone Confiscated
PROHIBITED

The following activities are hereby banned:

  • Calling Jessica
  • Texting Caleb
  • Messaging that nasty little shit Sean
  • Visiting TV4 forums
  • Consoling yourself with the fact they can't spell

Violation will result in SIM card removal and submersion in cider.

- Gemma
August
World Cup Squad Announcement
Message from Ethan
December
Christmas 🤍
Save The Date
15 December
Andrew - Mason here from number 46. Having Christmas drinks around at ours on the 15th. Mostly work people but a few from the neighbourhood too. Plan is 5pm kick off ;) Would love to see you! - M
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Sunday 19 May
Opposition Comms

"In England, they sing."