I don’t know if you can come down too hard on Andrew for getting wasted in the airport, he’s old as the hills and clearly finished. Let him drink himself to death, we’d be better off.
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I don’t know if you can come down too hard on Andrew for getting wasted in the airport, he’s old as the hills and clearly finished. Let him drink himself to death, we’d be better off.

He has absolutely zero charisma just like his bitch girlfriend. I would actually pay to see what a bottle of happy pills does for his personality.

These women fascinate and irritate me in equal measures - i would not be picking up my Mr at the airport if he’d been schmoozing call girls. How embarrassing for Bella. I feel like she’s cllllinnnggging to being a rugby gf. She knows she’s old and not as attractive as the other wives. I saw her at that half marathon in August too and she just looks ran through, like he must see it, he must regret bringing her here.

Bella really annoys me. Andrew’s scum but he can do better than that. They live on my street and she always looks so miserable driving around in that little wagmobile. Honey you live in the flashiest penthouse in Parnell, soon you won’t have to pretend to like rugby anymore and you piss off back to Europe because that knee is GONE girl. Good riddance too since she seems to be one of the unflushable ones.

Whatever’s going on at the end of that article from his ex’s dad is a lot more of a problem than knocking them back in Singapore. [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS]. Any dirt on that would be much appreciated.
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There is definitely tea to be spilled there. I’m seriously considering reporting Bella to Medsafe because she should not be handling anything to do with drug research given what Andrew’s been up to.

Hilarious that Bella is a chemist, the jokes right themselves. I would defo report her.

Defo DEPORT her. Bella of the “I’m so perfect, I’m not a normal girlfriend, I’m so smart” career? LMFAO. He’s not with you for your phd you sad cow. Her hair is dreadful. Taking care of the crows feet wouldn’t hurt either. Such a punchable face.

That rarks me off too about her. They paid Andrew a fortune to bail them out when they could of invested in new players, do yourself a favour and stop acting so superior bitch. The only WAG that comes across well is Nell Betham. Bella must be livid. Wiremu get’s Andrews place on the squad AND the hotter girlfriend. FYI if she’s licensed in NZ you can report to the pharmacy council…

I hope they do go back to England because they live about two minutes from me. We were just saying the other day, we do not need that becoming part of the neighbourhood parent scene. I actively avoid her, she’s so vile. My friend who lives in their building says she’s standoffish in person and thinks she’s hot shit. She hasn’t even tried to make any friends here. I bet the other players’ wives hate her. Saw her jogging on Judges Bay Road last week, she passed us on our walk. I honestly don’t think she is in a good place just now head wise. Her entire schtick is how she’s her own woman but she has to be sick with jealousy over the younger ones when she’s almost twice their age. If he wants to stay here after he retires, I foresee a break up. Hard work finding that lifestyle again in London though, pushing forty. At least he’s still moderately okay looking for a forward, he could land a twenty-something if he finds enough of a jersey-chaser. Not a Nell though. I hope he leaves her, I hate her whole bossy scold head girl thing, gives me the ick.

I think she’s one of those who actually likes that we talk about her because it feeds the superiority complex and makes her feel special when she’s so desperately uninteresting. Like she used to go to my gym, and it actually stuns me that she’s a WAG at all. You can see that she probably used to be pretty but she doesn’t put in any effort anymore and just has this dumb deer in headlights look. I actually think that coming back here will have been a shock for Andrew to realise he didn’t have to drag old misery chops with him and he could hook up with any number of prettier Kiwi girls. I can see him with one of the netball girlies in the next year or so. Tick tock Bella.

She looks like an 80s Pantene commercial.
I’d hit it as long as he didn’t talk.
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I’m not for cheating but I’d be surprised if he hasn’t. If you go out in Edinburgh after the Six Nations there’s girls all over them. My cousin is one of them, all the guys are playing away, even the married one’s. Also, Hi Bella! We know you read here hunny lol

Holy balls did everyone see the news on 4? Balfour is coming for all of them.

Well this just got tasty. She’ll be on the plane by Monday. How utterly humiliating for her. I am literally cackling.

Wow, I can’t say I feel sorry for any of them. She expected to be royalty here and that didn’t happen and now his ex’s dad is going to end him over it. Karma.

Rugby bores me to tears but I don’t try to go out with any of them. Serves you right if you get involved in that lifestyle. They moan about attention but what do they expect? You can’t be in the public eye and complain when people cross the line.

If she stays, I’m calling pregnant. I saw her leaving for work as usual this morning and I’ll check on Monday and let you all know. She is going to be an insufferable mother. She’s in for a shock when his kids are brainless. I wonder if she’s an only child? He is and it shows.

Speaking of pregnant. I’m down at Woolworths this arvo and who do I see? Frau von Hartwich herself, super involved in reading the ingredients on a Cascade Path oats box. Now I’m not going to claim everyone who eats that slop is up the duff but since 100% of their advertising is to the expectant mum crowd, hmm. If the baby gets her looks and his brains, lol. Snapped a pic for you all x

Oh my god, the look on her face. She looks haggard. Pregnancy definitely does not suit her but you have to have some degree of maternal warmth to start with. I didn’t know they had redheads in Germany - she looks Irish. I wonder if that’s all fake too.

To be fair she works in food and drug research but I agree, more likely explanation is preggo. She’ll be a rotten mother but at least she won’t be working with possibly falsified qualifications anymore and putting the public at risk. I went through her Facebook and she’s not friends with anyone who went to University College London when she claims she was there which is highly sus. Think about it. Andrew wasn’t going to come back here without her so Gallagher Balmain probably looked the other way while she lied to get past immigration. Definitely worth reporting.

I always hated Andrew. Anyone else feel it was wrong they just forgot about all the bad shit from his past and let him come back? That is not welcome here. I hope Balfour destroys them.

LMAO tania, you’d still hit it though wouldn’t you.

Sure may as well haha.

Ladies, I did not see her drive home this evening. I can’t get into their building to see if her car is there but I have a friend who’ll check. @ParnellRoadPrincess If you do live on Parnell Road hun, keep an eye out in the morning because they go to that Indonesian cafe on Saturdays when he’s not playing.

I know the one. Full of wankers like them. I see her down at the Parnell Baths a lot on the weekends too so shall pop down tomorrow for a nose.

Ew she’s not one of those triathlon types is she? Someone told me they piss in their wetsuits to keep warm, so foul.

No, she’s a terrible swimmer. She’s only there to chat up the 20 year old lifeguards which I am sure the young Andrew knows nothing about. It’s pathetic.

So here’s my prediction. They ban Andrew, she flounces back to Europe and chases after the next victim, probably a soccer player, but she’s too old and dried up to do better than some normie Andrew clone without the muscles. Imagine wasting ten years of your life jersey chasing and ending up 40 and shitting out kids with some accountant.

No word from my friend yet, btw girls. I’ll add to your prediction, Hayden Berish’s career is over too and he’ll be spending the rest of his Friday nights sniffing his car keys at Salt.

I saw Bella this morning and she looks totally wrecked. Definitely not pregnant. Putting away the coffees and I want to bet a few wines at lunch with our HR guy. I can’t say much but she is not in a good place. He came to pick her up once and she was all ‘ooh, this is my boyfriend!’ like we don’t know who he is, stupid bitch. Everyone in the office hates her even though she thinks they’re her friends, she is nothing special and tbh neither is he but she got her claws into him when he was young and now he’s stuck with her. If he was serious about her, she wouldn’t have to work but she’s just another wag who’ll be on the scrap heap soon enough. I would feel bad for her but the resting bitch face makes it hard.

Do be careful there, it’s pretty obvious you work together.

I’m here for the dirt but yeah, you shouldn’t have said this.
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